Confucius said: Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Boys are made of snakes, snails and puppy dog tails.

OK, I think something needs to be said about guys. Real men would rather be punched in the nose than have anyone feel sorry for him. Yeah, we get depressed, bummed, even sad sometimes. But it's the nature of a man to want deal with it as quickly (and quietly) as possible, then get on with the next challenge. Being fawned over, for a guy, is like being forced to wear Chanel No.5

Some guys are exceptions, like Ben, I think he loves it when you girls blubber all over him. NOT.

Hey girls, did you hear that Dick's got health issues? Peter