So since you wont let me post pics of my colon. ill post one of the entry point of the needle for the bioposy. This is as exciting as my life gets.woohoo I need a woman.
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You've got alot of women in you life Dick, 5 sisters that love you to pieces and we are all praying for you.
You want a women! That's like saying, 'I want to be made to pick up my socks' or,'I want to wear deodorant every day of my life' or, 'I want more character development in my life'. Karen and I watched an old movie the other day, Jack Lemon in 'How to murder your wife'. Pretty good movie about a confirmed bachelor who accidentally married a women when he was drunk. He trying to figure out how to get rid of her. Great movie. Problem was, he ended falling in love with her. So he had to change.
I'm glad that your humor is still unaffected. I don't however, understand why you don't have barge full of wimmin' vying for your affections. Must be the roots and berries and twigs you're dining on these days. Wimmin' like dark chocolate, champagne and chateau briand, not to mention sparkly jewels and fluffy kittens and very very fast cars. Not necessarily in that order.
And Peter, you sound rather bitter about your wonderful, record setting union. This makes me wonder-- I wonder what my darling husband will have to say about married life?
You're all missing the point Dick's trying to make. He didn't say he wants a wife--or even a permanent relationship. He said very succinctly that he wants a woman. Period.
NO, far from bitter. I'm much happier married than I could possibly be otherwise. However, this is not an institution that one should enter in without weighing the costs. Regardless of any (good) decision there will be the realities that go with it; most having to do with a man's propensity to couch potatoeness and all the traits that accompany it.See the carefree tramp, accompanied only by a harmonica and back pack. He's got dirty wild hair. He's free and sleeps on the beach, so free, he washes but once a year in the ocean. That's me without my wife.
Oh yes, I misread Dick's post too. I see now, our baby brother has matured to see- neither can he be complete and wholly civilized without a women!
Also Dick, without a woman to tell you what you can and cannot do, you can wear tattoos on your butt but hopefully not Russell Crowe and maybe a blue bikini bottom not a pink one. The blue would also match your body paint Peter gave you.
Peter is so right. But even more the Bible is. Man was not suppose to be ment to be alone, Well if you all remember how peter was at the reunion without Karen. Thats what 90 years of marriage does to you. you either become a basket case with-out a spouse or when your spouse is not around. I think it took peter about 10 mins from leaving his place when i noticed he was starting to freak out with out karen. As far as the beach statement. OH MAN, DONT TEMPT ME. IT WOULD BE SOOOOOO EASY.
Sandi - your forgiven again. whose teaching the teachers? :)
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You've got alot of women in you life Dick, 5 sisters that love you to pieces and we are all praying for you.
You want a women! That's like saying, 'I want to be made to pick up my socks' or,'I want to wear deodorant every day of my life' or, 'I want more character development in my life'. Karen and I watched an old movie the other day, Jack Lemon in 'How to murder your wife'. Pretty good movie about a confirmed bachelor who accidentally married a women when he was drunk. He trying to figure out how to get rid of her. Great movie. Problem was, he ended falling in love with her. So he had to change.
I'm glad that your humor is still unaffected. I don't however, understand why you don't have barge full of wimmin' vying for your affections. Must be the roots and berries and twigs you're dining on these days. Wimmin' like dark chocolate, champagne and chateau briand, not to mention sparkly jewels and fluffy kittens and very very fast cars. Not necessarily in that order.
And Peter, you sound rather bitter about your wonderful, record setting union. This makes me wonder-- I wonder what my darling husband will have to say about married life?
You're all missing the point Dick's trying to make. He didn't say he wants a wife--or even a permanent relationship. He said very succinctly that he wants a woman. Period.
Best wishes on getting the results.
So, Peter, are you saying that Dick needs to get drunk more?
Jim
Dick, I don't want to see you post a video of your colon, as I expect to see it on the Travel Channel!
Jim
sandi and peter - i didnt say I wanted a women. I said I NEED a woman
oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--sorry for not reading the verb (ACTION word) part of this more carefully!
NO, far from bitter. I'm much happier married than I could possibly be otherwise. However, this is not an institution that one should enter in without weighing the costs. Regardless of any (good) decision there will be the realities that go with it; most having to do with a man's propensity to couch potatoeness and all the traits that accompany it.See the carefree tramp, accompanied only by a harmonica and back pack. He's got dirty wild hair. He's free and sleeps on the beach, so free, he washes but once a year in the ocean. That's me without my wife.
Oh yes, I misread Dick's post too. I see now, our baby brother has matured to see- neither can he be complete and wholly civilized without a women!
Also Dick, without a woman to tell you what you can and cannot do, you can wear tattoos on your butt but hopefully not Russell Crowe and maybe a blue bikini bottom not a pink one. The blue would also match your body paint Peter gave you.
Peter is so right. But even more the Bible is.
Man was not suppose to be ment to be alone,
Well if you all remember how peter was at the reunion without Karen. Thats what 90 years of marriage does to you.
you either become a basket case with-out a spouse or when your spouse is not around. I think it took peter about 10 mins from leaving his place when i noticed he was starting to freak out with out karen.
As far as the beach statement. OH MAN, DONT TEMPT ME. IT WOULD BE SOOOOOO EASY.
Sandi - your forgiven again. whose teaching the teachers? :)
Poor Dick !! Sure that is not just a pimple ??
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