Thursday, December 6, 2007

I'm starting a marriage counseling string, feel free to add other helpful hints: 1st., 'Resolve the issue before leaving the car'

TROUTDALE, Ore. (AP) - A hospital nursing supervisor says a man will survive his injuries after his girlfriend allegedly ran him over in her car.

Troutdale Police say the woman, 33-year-old Denise Moline, fled the scene on Tuesday but was caught using witness accounts.

Several witnesses told police that they noticed the couple arguing inside the car until the man got out. Then, they said the woman ran him over, possibly several times.

Police say 23-year-old Tyson Akre, of Troutdale, was able to get help at a nearby gas station, where an employee called 9-1-1.

Police say Moline was arrested and held in the Multnomah County Detention Center.

Akre is at Legacy Emanuel Hospital.
From Peter

19 comments:

Jim said...

Recommendation #2
Step outside the car before arguing.

Jim said...

Recommendation #3
Buy her a slower car.

Jim said...

Recommendation #4

Don't bring up the fact that she is 10 years older than he is. Women generally don't want to be reminded of their age.

Jim said...

Recommendation #5

Take a hint; understand that she's REALLY mad the first time she runs you over.

Sandi Hooper said...

Don't mess with an angry Oregonian woman.

She's got a car, and she's not afraid to use it.

Make sure there are witnesses WITH cell phones, better yet, have a cell phone of your own.

Also, make sure that that you get in the first lick before the car does.

She who has the car, bats last.

Don't marry anyone who runs you over.

She left her mark on the relationship: tread mark, that is.

Don't mess with older women--they can leave you permanently scarred.

other said...

Dont buy your wife PMS pills.
did that and it was bad thing
Dick

Jim said...

There's always a bright side; Be glad that you're alive and the underside of the car is now clean.

Jim said...

See, there is an 'upside' to gas stations on every corner.

Anonymous said...

Bonnie said...
grab the keys and run;
maybe he should have bought her flowers instead of that diet book, or maybe he sould have listened to her threats when she said "NO BIGGER BIKE" instead of getting it anyway.

Jim said...

"NO BIGGER BIKE." I see that as a negotiation point, not a threat. There's still hope, she didn't say, "not a new bike", or "another bike."

What affirmed for me her dislike for him is running him over more than one time! Her defense will probable be something like, "But, your Honor, my foot slipped off the brake and accidently depressed the accelerator."

Jim said...

That'll teach him to drink ale while he's trout fishing. Troutdale, that's a dangerous place to be.
Jim

Peter said...

This would never happen in Saudi Arabia! We should solve this by taking away all cars from women, si?
Peter

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhh PETER!!!
good idea :)

DICK

Anonymous said...

I vote yes too ! only cause Dick backed me up on the bike !!

Anonymous said...

oh so benito is Ben. I thought it was Bonnie, I guess that would be Bonita.
and Ben, Ill always back you up on the bike.
Cupido

Jim said...

What's with all this Benito and Benita stuff? Does this mean there are even more siblings coming out of Mexico coming to grips with their ethnic roots?

Does that really make me Hemano?


Jim

Unknown said...

That's right Jimito, Pierre

Anonymous said...

all you ethnic people crack me up. whos the minority now.
Heinz 57 (the only white boy in the bunch)

Jim said...

Everyone has to lay claim to having some type of an ethnic background. Unless, you're a test-tube creation. Even then, there must be some type of parental lineage. We're ALL immigrants.

Jim