Monday, March 24, 2008

God and the Harley Rider

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.” 

The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.” 
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 
“Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.” 
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four?”

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

figures !! A harley rider would be stumped, now a honda riser would have already known about the bridge !!

other said...

hondahahahahahah!
Dick

Anonymous said...

sorry, mistype, I meant honda riDer, as in rider(not riser)