Why (most ) Women Don't Blog

I have a theory why the girls don't get on the computer that much, I believe it's a natural thing:

~ First compare your mates hands with yours.......Ok, done?
~ Notice, the middle finger on a man is longer than the rest, while the forefinger on the women is generally the longest.
This is evolution, which allows women's hands to fit better while washing pots and pans. Her forefinger, with a washcloth conforms best, reaching into the corner of the deep pan.
Men, on the other hand are very clumsy washing dishes, their middle finger always stopping their hand from reaching the corner of the pan. In consequence he doesn't get the pot clean, thereby incurring the wrath of the wife. This creates a cycle of negative reinforcement, and soon the husband no longer can do any dishes.
~ Finally, a more commonly known fact, the wife's feet are always shorter than her husbands; this allowing her to get closer to the sink.

I think we husbands need to be more sensitive to our wives, getting them better dishwashers, thus allowing them more time to post their comments.

I think it was Chuck who told me these things. Peter