*Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch and
you'll have to pee.
*Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
*Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and
someone always
answers.
*Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had
a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
*Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in
will always move
faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
*Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
*Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you
are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
*Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.
*Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reach.
*Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive
last..
*The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.
*Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will
have adjacent
lockers.
*Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face
down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of
the carpet/rug.
*Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
*Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
*Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making
it.
*Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to
the doctor, by the time
you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an
appointment and you'll stay
sick.
*Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional
to the stupidity
of your act.
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4 comments:
Hehe... all so true. I have one to add from my own experiences.
If you have a big project, life will throw so much other stuff at you that must be done first, that you will forget said large project until several days before it is due. The bigger and more important the project, and the more money you can earn from it being done well, then the fewer days between when you remember/see it marked on the calendar and when it is due. This is called the Law of the Due Date or Deadline, depending on what area of what country you are in.
Wow, now I feel like I understand it all. Thank you, thank you OTHER for giving me the meaning of life summed up so beeee YOU tee fully!
And Teresa, your observation is certainly right on the money as well.
My law of reality: If you are excited about something finally happening in life that you have hoped and prayed for forever seems to be coming through but then you open your mouth and finally tell someone about it. Everything falls apart and all the doors close and you wish you had never said anything. Happens to Rick and I all the time.
Yeah, that one too.
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