Actually I was going to come up with a long drawn-out story about the lumbago being a mysterious ailment that generally afflicts guys when they are supposed to do something that they know that they should do and don't want to do it. I guess really some type of work-evading excuse.
Now that my cover has been blown I guess I just have to say my back hurts. But, you've got to admit, there would probably be less questioning and I'd get more sympathy if I said my lumbago was acting up again. Doesn't it have that medical 'aura' about it? That aura that you don't really know what they're talking about, but it sounds impressive.
I KNEW THAT, I WAS JUST TESTING YOU TO SEE IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW WITH JIM IT COULD BE ANYTHING. IS IT YOUR LOWERBACK, HOW MANY OF US HAVE BACK PROBLEMS? MY BET IS 100% HOW ABOUT PAINS IN YOUR NECK, AND DON'T START MENTIONING NAMES DICK.
I thought i was more of a pain in the butt. Actually i dont have many back issues like i use to have. I think i out grew them or they just got tired of me and left. if you dont complain to them they kind of just leave you alone.
Dick, That's a great idea! I won't complain about my back and maybe the pain will get bored and leave. Regarding my gizzard, that's an entirely new story (tale). Jim
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lumbago |ˌləmˈbāgō|
noun
pain in the muscles and joints of the lower back.
ORIGIN late 17th cent.: from Latin, from lumbus ‘loin.’
Dear Bonnie and Dr. Anonymous,
Actually I was going to come up with a long drawn-out story about the lumbago being a mysterious ailment that generally afflicts guys when they are supposed to do something that they know that they should do and don't want to do it. I guess really some type of work-evading excuse.
Now that my cover has been blown I guess I just have to say my back hurts. But, you've got to admit, there would probably be less questioning and I'd get more sympathy if I said my lumbago was acting up again. Doesn't it have that medical 'aura' about it? That aura that you don't really know what they're talking about, but it sounds impressive.
Lucky for me, it doesn't extend to my loins.
Jim
I KNEW THAT, I WAS JUST TESTING YOU TO SEE IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW WITH JIM IT COULD BE ANYTHING. IS IT YOUR LOWERBACK, HOW MANY OF US HAVE BACK PROBLEMS? MY BET IS 100%
HOW ABOUT PAINS IN YOUR NECK, AND DON'T START MENTIONING NAMES DICK.
Hey, I think you are doing better than me ?! Illa says I AM a pain, but not there ?!!
I thought i was more of a pain in the butt.
Actually i dont have many back issues like i use to have. I think i out grew them or they just got tired of me and left. if you dont complain to them they kind of just leave you alone.
and Jim, I thought only turdies had gizzards.
Hmmm - i didnt THINK you were a turkey.
Dick,
That's a great idea! I won't complain about my back and maybe the pain will get bored and leave. Regarding my gizzard, that's an entirely new story (tale).
Jim
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